"Meta's about to get hit with a fat 'Stop it, you're being sus' from France! 🇫🇷💀 #AntitrustDrama 🔥"
🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta in hot water over *illegal* ad shenanigans! 💥🚨 🇫🇷💼 France’s antitrust regulator just slid into Meta’s DMs with a “yo, you’re being shady” note. Apparently, Meta is out here flexing its HUGE muscles in the online ad world like it’s the top G of advertising. 😈 *Big stonks energy* or just BIG cringe? You decide! 😂 In a totally *not* surprising twist — this is META we’re talking about — it’s accused of abusing its ‘dominant’ position. Like, do you need a crown and cape to dominate ads? 👑✨ “Excuse me, Mark, do you even *know* what fair competition means?” asked *everyone ever*. 👀 *Leaked conversation snippets*: Developer 1: “Wait, are we actually doing illegal stuff?” Developer 2: “Nah, it’s called ‘optimization.’” Developer 1: “That sounds like a cope to me.” 🔥🌌 But seriously folks, this is fine, right? (cue the dog in the burning room meme) Or will Meta pull a galaxy brain move and say, “Actually, we were just training our AI to know what you want to see!” 🤖💰 💣 *Hot take*: By the end of the year, Meta will launch “MetaAds: Now 100% Not Illegal!” and we’ll all just have to accept it. 🤡💀 Share this if you think BIG TECH deserves BIG ROASTS! 🔥💸 #MetaChaos #AdOverload