🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS: META JUST WENT FULL SEND ON AI INFRASTRUCTURE, AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET WILD, FAM! 🚀💥 So Meta (yeah, the one that’s still pretending to be relevant) has decided to throw a whopping $72 BILLION 💰💰 into building the biggest glow-up in tech history! Forget about your boring data centers and servers, we’re talking about a *compute arms race* that’s giving off serious *Hunger Games* vibes! May the 72 billion be ever in your favor. 🤡🔥 “In 2025, we’re gonna be broke...but also ultra-advanced,” Meta's imaginary developer quipped while scrolling through TikTok. 👀📱 Meanwhile, their balance sheet is looking like a *Drake pointing meme*—all dressed up with nowhere to go! 💿🦫 Just mark my words: this is the ultimate *cope* for their *cringe* metaverse failure. “Y’all wanna be AI? How about you just stop being so...Meta?” said one confused intern, as Mark Zuckerberg pics of his weird *Head of AI* mannequin collection went viral. 😂💀 In conclusion, put your tinfoil hats on! 🔮 I predict that by 2025, Meta will be one step away from launching an AI that goes full *Thanos snap* on social media, and it might actually FIX the internet! 😱 #Based #Stonks #MetaMadness