📢💥 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! The *SNEAKIEST* tech drop is here, and it’s wearing Oakley's shades! 😎🔥 Meta just dropped a new pair of $399 smart glasses that TRULY make Ray-Bans look like that kid who loses at dodgeball. 🏐💀 Y’all remember when Meta said they would change the world? Yeah, well, they stopped by the *SPECTACULAR* realm of smart glasses instead! 🎩✨ Here’s the tea ☕: These bad boys are designed for athletes and people who want to flex with the wildest video footage since TikTok was born! Meta’s giving us the ultimate surveillance tool to catch every cringe moment at the gym or your neighbor’s cat stealing your lawn gnome. 📸🐱💩 Leaked dev quote alert! 🚨 “We wanted to create something that said, ‘I’m an athlete!’ and also ‘I’m definitely not a spy.’” Typical Meta 💼🙄. Drake pointing meme activated: “Ray-Bans trash, Oakley’s where it’s at!” *Stonks emoji intensifies* 🚀📈 The best part? This is the perfect accessory for when your IRL personality isn’t enough! 😂🌪️ Hot take incoming: In 2025, we’ll be wearing glasses that automatically fact-check your friends’ lies—while being controlled by an AI that’s definitely in cahoots with the government. 🤖👀💀 #MetaConspiracy 🔥💀 Go ahead, wear them while you stare into the void of your social anxiety—at least you’ll look cool doing it! 💁‍♂️🕶️🔥