💸🔥 BREAKING: Meta’s Louisiana Data Center is Basically a House of Cards 🎭🚀 Okay, fam, you thought your last PowerPoint presentation was a mess? Try this: Meta just dropped a $27 BILLION 💰 🎉 *data center* and it's got more accounting tricks than a magician at a children's party. 🪄🧙‍♂️ According to the Wall Street Journal (aka the TMZ of finance), these dudes are playing "Hot Potato" with their debt, making it disappear off their balance sheet like it's the last slice of pizza at a programmer's LAN party. 🍕😱 But hold up—it's all thanks to some "convenient assumptions." 🤔💀 Leaks from possible Meta devs: “I mean, what’s an assumption if you don’t stretch it like it’s your last relationship?” 😂💔 This financial wizardry is like giving your bank account a makeover on TikTok—#GlowUp ✨. But we all know that behind the curtain, it’s kinda like that dog sipping coffee while the room's on fire. 🔥🐶 This is fine. So my hot take? 🤯 Mark my words: By 2024, Meta will launch a new product called "Debt Be Gone!"—a financial wellness app with an advanced *ignore-reality* mode. Gotta love it! 💥💳 #Stonks #Based #MetaMemeMadness