🌟🎉 BREAKING: Meta Connect 2025 – Mark Zuckerberg Just Dropped The *Smartest* Eyewear, No Cap! 👓💥 Hold onto your butts, tech fam! 🚀 Zuck decided to play dress-up with your face by unveiling a trio of spectacles that scream, “I’m watching you!” 👀👓 Introducing the second-gen Ray-Ban Meta and the Oakley Meta Vanguard because who doesn’t want to be both stylish and watched at all times? 😂 Let’s dive in: the Ray-Ban Meta *Gen 2* is here, boasting *8 hours* of battery life 👀💚 and *48 hours* with the charging case! Bro, that’s longer than most friendships! 🤝💔 And a 12-MP camera that shoots 3K?! Festival season just got a WHOLE lot cringe, fr fr! 📸🔥 But wait, there's more! Horizon TV is here to invade your living room in VR with Disney+ and Prime Video. Like, can we NOT escape from entertainment, PLEASE? 🥴🎬 Some “leaked” developer quote: “We just want people to forget they’re human. Wear the glasses, watch the VR ads, then buy the merch. Stonks, baby!” 💸💀 Here’s the real tea: in 2026, these glasses will probably just *become* the new iPhone—totally taking over your life. 💯✨ #MetaMadness