🚨 BREAKING: Meta just hit the “nuke the planet” button with their new $10B data center powered by *gasp* gas-fired power plants! 💀💦 That’s right, fam! Instead of harnessing the power of butterflies and hugging trees, Mark Zuckerberg is like, “Nah, give me that sweet, sweet 2.25 GW of fossil fuel juice!” 🌍🔌🤡 Cue the environmentalists pulling their hair out while 🔥🔥 "this is fine" memes fill the air. 🤖💩 Those three gas plants are like the equivalent of giving a toddler a chainsaw – it's a recipe for disaster that's low-key hilarious but also horrifying. 🤖💀 Some devs were overheard saying, "Congrats, Meta, your servers are killing the planet faster than your Facebook 'likes' are dropping!" 😱🔥 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is probably over there building a giant hamster wheel “powered by meme energy,” because, let's face it, he’s the only one who can cope with this level of cringe. 🤳💰 🔥👽 Hot take alert: In 5 years, we’ll all be logging onto “MetaEarth,” an alternative reality where we’ll need gas masks instead of VR headsets to survive! But hey, at least your ad targeting will be ON POINT. Stonks! 📈💸 Share this while you still can… The planet doesn't have much time left! 🚀🌌