🚨🤑 BREAKING: Meta's Thirsty for $29 Billion Like It's Uggos on Tinder! 💔🔥 Listen up fam, Mark Zuckerberg is out here raising $29 BILLION 💰 to build data centers because apparently, he needs more brain cells for his metaverse 😂👾. It’s like watching a kid ask for money to build a LEGO castle but instead it's a digital version of the Titanic sinking ON REPEAT. 😱💀 “Dude, what about the privacy issues?” a random engineer probably yelled in the offices of Meta. But nah, Zuck just shrugged and said, “This is fine,” while sipping on a caffeinated tears latte. ☕🤡 Insider info has it Meta might even RAISE MORE than $29 billion! 😳 Like they’re trying to get rich enough to buy the *actual* universe! 🌌💸 You just know this is gonna end with some cringe “AI will save us all” marketing campaign that becomes a meme format for the ages. Honestly, can we just give them a fake “Stonks” meme and call it a day? 📈💥 Here’s my hot take: In five years, we will all be AI avatars in a universe where Meta owns the rights to your life story! Get ready to pay royalties in your own life, folks! 💀🤖 #MetaMadness #TheMoreYouKnow