🚨🔥BREAKING: Meta is trying to become the Android of ROBOTS??👀🤖 Like, what are they gonna call it? Metabot 3000? Or maybe they’ll stick with "Meta Handshake," where it just awkwardly waves at you while you’re screaming, “This is fine!” 🤡💀 So like, while Apple is out there building droids that look like they walked straight outta Star Wars 🚀 and Tesla is slinging out Autopilot EVs faster than I can say "Stonks!" 📈, Meta is over here playing with their invisible pet robots and hoping software magically solves all the world's problems. 🍔💸 Andrew Bosworth, the Meta CTO, was heard saying, "Software is the bottleneck," which is just code for "we can't build anything right now without crashing harder than an 08’ laptop." 💻🚨 They plan to make a world model for a robot hand that can do... something?!! At this rate, I’m just waiting for a Meta chatbot to tell me my ex still loves me 🙃. But here’s the real tea, folks: What if Meta just releases a robotic arm that can only hand you a snack during Zoom calls? It’s coming, I bet you 💯! Call it the Snackbot™—‘cause we all know that’s what we really need in life, right? Meta's next move? A robot that can react to your texts with *actual* emotion. 😂💔📱 #Metabot2Flop💥