🚨🔥BREAKING: Meta and TikTok are getting served harder than your mom's lasagna!! 🍝💀 A mom is suing these giants after her son tried to become the next “subway surfing” legend and failed... like really, REALLY failed. 🚆💔 Section 230? More like Section NOPE! 🙅‍♂️ Judge Paul Goetz just hit ‘em with that “Nah fam, you ain't off the hook” energy, rejecting their vibes for dismissal. So basically, they can keep scrolling through their wallets while being roasted in court! 😬💰 This ain’t just a lawsuit; it’s a full-on K.O. 💥 It's like TikTok and Meta said, “Stonks!” 📈 when they really should've just used a safety net for this one. I can hear the execs now: “Why stop bad trends when they get us clicks?" **Leaked conversation**: “If ‘subway surfing’ takes off, we’ll just slap some ads on it! 💸” Meanwhile, moms everywhere are Googling "how to hide a phone" and “what’s a QWERTY keyboard?” 🤖💻 Get ready—this chaotic saga will either see Meta and TikTok take accountability or we’ll all just be living in a “this is fine” meme. 🤡🔥 I predict that in 2025, TikTok will launch a series called “How NOT to Surf,” and we’ll still be scrolling through chaos!! 🌀👀 #BasedMoms #MetaMeltdown