🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Meta vs. Congress? More like WHOa-WhatsApp! 💥💀💥 In a plot twist nobody asked for, the US House of Representatives just said "nah" to WhatsApp on staff devices, calling it "high-risk." 😂🔥 Can you imagine being🔒 too secure for the House? 🤡 Meta fired back harder than Drake dodging a bad DMs. "We disagree in the STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS," they said, probably while sipping a latte and scrolling through TikTok. ☕📱💔 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, they must be vibing in a 90’s chat room with that ‘lack of transparency’ talk.” 🤖💬 *chef's kiss* And while we're at it, who even knew Congress was this tech-savvy? I can just see them mime'ing their way through group chats like 😳🔍 *"Is that an emoji?"* Yep, sure is, Karen! 😂💁‍♂️ So what's next? Will Meta challenge Congress to a TikTok dance-off for the fate of WhatsApp? 👀💃💥 I dunno but I’m here for it! 🤩🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, every politician will just communicate via memes and TikToks—because why vote when you can just vibing? 🚀💰 #Based #BoomersCry #Stonks📈