🎤🎉 META WANTS TO BE INCREDIBLE: WHAT'S TIKTOK-ING AT SUPERINTELLIGENCE LABS? 🤖🚀💰 Yo fam! Did you hear? Zuck just pulled a *massive* gambit like it’s the last round of Monopoly: he dropped a cool $14.3 billion 💸 on Scale AI just to flex on the AI game. 🤡 Like bro, that's more dough than I’ll ever see, and he just grabbed the brainiest of brainiacs to join his endgame! 🧠💥 But wait! 🚨 Here’s where it gets spicy. Fast-forward 2 months, and we’re on the edge of our seats like it’s a TikTok thriller. Will Meta keep these genius recruits, or will they ghost harder than my last date? 👻💔 I can already hear the devs now, “Bro, did Zuck just offer us a sweet gig or a one-way ticket to cringe-ville?” 😬🏙️ “Meta Superintelligence Labs” sounds cool, but is it just a fancy name for "We’re still figuring out how to not destroy humanity"? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine... 🙃🔥 *Leaked quote from an imaginary dev:* “Ever since I joined, every meeting feels like a ‘Where’s the lit exit sign?’ moment.” 🚪💨 Hot take: In 6 months, we’ll be calling it “Meta Super Duper Intelligence” because they’ll have to hire even more talent to fix whatever mess they’ve created. Buckle up, memes incoming! 🤯💥💀 #Stonks #Cringe #Seethe #META-LLAMA-DRAMA