🚨🦄 META’S AI HIRING SPREE: THE GREAT OPENAI HEIST 🦄🚨 Hold onto your keyboard, fam! 💻💥 It looks like Meta just pulled a *straight-up heist* and snatched THREE OpenAI researchers! 🎩💰 In a move that has Sam Altman out here like "Drake pointing at better decisions" 🤨✋, Zuck is scooping up talent like it’s some rare Pokémon 🐉✨. Let’s break it down: Lucas Beyer, Alexander Kolesnikov, and Xiaohua Zhai - who literally *built* OpenAI’s Zurich squad 🚀 - are now trading in their shiny lab coats for whatever weird VR goggles Meta thinks is 'cool' this week 🥴🤖. I mean, what’s next? Zuck showing them his *virtual* office on the metaverse while saying “This is fine” while everything’s on fire? 🔥💀 Rumor has it that during the recruitment, Zuck said, "I'm not just buying talent; I’m buying fantasies." 👀💭 To that we say: stonks? 📈💰 Or cringe? 🤢 You decide! In conclusion, keep your eyes peeled, because I predict within a month META will announce they’re opening a *new* research lab called "Zuckerbots R Us," where every AI they create will only be able to post on Facebook 📱😂. Future’s bright, folks, but we’re probably all doomed. ✨💀👾 #MetaMadness