🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s CEO: “Privacy? What’s that?” 🤡🚀 So, guess what? A ex-Meta employee just dropped a truth bomb 💣, claiming they put the “Meta” in “METApocalypse” by allegedly bypassing Apple’s supposed privacy shields. You know, the ones where you turn on “Do Not Track” and they’re like, “Nah fam, we got you anyway.” 😳💰 Imagine dragging your boss into the office like, “Hey, we’re cheating Apple and advertisers—what could go wrong? 🤷‍♂️” and instead of a raise, you get the boot faster than a bad Tinder date! 📉💔 #Triggered But here’s the kicker: it’s all because Meta was sweating over a potential $10 billion loss—like a gamer doing a speedrun but running outta time for a snack break. 🕹️🍔💸 *Leaked* developer quote: “Honestly, I just wanted to make memes, not be a walking privacy violation. This is fine! 🔥” So what’s the hot take? Meta’s just ONE bad meme away from being the next “This is Fine” dog 🐶🔥. “Hey Zuckerberg, you better start learning to code from jail! Because folks, my crystal ball says Meta might just be the first tech company to turn into a meme itself! 🤖💔” STONKS? More like NO STONKS! 🚫💸 Spread the chaos, fam! #MetaVerseCollapse