🚨💸 BREAKING: Meta Just Yanked the Money Train from Threads! 💸🚨 ⚠️ Alert! 🚨 Meta has ghosted its creators on Threads! That’s right, folks, the bonus program that had influencers feeling like stonks 🚀 has simply vanished into the digital abyss! 💀💔 *Pew pew* 🎉💰No cash for your posts?! 😱 What’s next, free hugs from Zuck? So, like, some creators were cashing in $500 - $5K a month while trying to turn the internet into a carnival 🎡 of memes and cat pics. Now? Crickets. 🦗 *This is fine* meme plays in background. They didn’t even get a “thanks for playing” email. Just pure silence. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought creators were just gonna spam cat memes & call it a day. Sorry, not sorry! 😬🚀” And can we talk about Meta’s new strategy? 🤔 Like, did they finally match Kermit sipping tea over there? ☕ *Drake pointing* at the creators like “GO CRY ABOUT IT.” 🔥🔥 Final Hot Take: By 2025, Threads will be that abandoned site where people come to reminisce about "the good ol' days" while squeezing orange juice into their eye for fun. 🤖➡️🤡 Y’all ready to cope and seethe? 🤷‍♂️ Share this chaos, fam! 🎉💀💸