🚨📢☠️ HOT TAKE ALERT! Meta is officially throwin’ its Messenger app for desktop into the abyss! 💀💔 That’s right, fam! Say goodbye to macOS and Windows apps and hello to... the web??? 🥴🔥 #MetaLogic 🤡 Imagine sitting at your computer, ready to slide into DMs 🕺, but instead you gotta open Facebook like it's 2010 again! 🤦‍♂️ No cap, this is CRINGE. Meta’s giving off major "please just seethe and cope" energy. They’re like Drake pointing at the web like, “Yeah, that’s the future, fam.” 😤💩 But wait! There's more! You’ll have to engage in wizardry to save your chats 🎩✨— it’s like a mini quest straight out of a low-budget RPG. "Time to toggle on secure storage, get a pin code, and pray to the tech gods!" 🙏🔑 Rumor has it, a disgruntled developer spilled the tea: “Honestly, we just got too tired of keeping up with updates. 🤷‍♂️ Web is the new black, right?!” #Stonks 📉🔥 In summary: Meta’s moves are about as strategic as a cat playing chess. 🚀💰 BOLD prediction: This is just the start of Meta trying to convert us all into full-time web browsers. Coming soon: *Facebook in VR* for those “totally necessary” Zoom meetings. 2024 is about to be WILD! 🚀🤖💥 #MetaMadness