🚨👓 BREAKING: Meta (a.k.a. the king of trying too hard) has dropped the NEW RAY-BANS GEN 2, and they’re somehow charging us $379 for a pair of glasses! 🤡💀 I mean, who knew we needed upgraded smart glasses that *superiorly* translate your grandma's mumbling into a live linguistics showdown? 🤯📚 “Hey Siri, can you please help Grandma understand TikTok?” is now just a feature away! 🔋✨ Battery life? BETTER! Camera? SHARPER! But let’s be real, if you’re gonna make me look like a cyborg, at least give me laser eyes! 🔥👀 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to make sure people could ignore their friends in crystal clear HD!” 😂💔 Like, what’s next? A feature that lets us ghost people IRL? And can we talk about the marketing? You’ve got apple-slice thirst traps over here, and Meta is like, “We’re the stonks of smart eyewear, lowkey🔥.” My dude, these glasses scream "this is fine" while we all just watch the metaverse burn! 🔥🏴‍☠️ Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be wearing glasses that read our mind while we pretend to listen in meetings. #Based or #Cringe? You decide! 🤖💰 Now, who’s ready to flex their Meta vibe checks? 🦾👀 #Seethe #Cope