🚨👓🤖 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, tech fam! Meta is back at it again with their *hot new* Ray-Ban Gen 2 shades—because who needs vision when you can have a camera on your face? 🙄 Reviewers are saying this ain't your grandma's glasses (but honestly, grandma might be more tech-savvy). These bad boys come with no display 😱 but they’ll still let you capture your *most mundane* life moments—like the time you accidentally wore mismatched socks to the grocery store. 🧦🤡 Imagine flexing on TikTok with “Oh, this? Just my AI smart glasses capturing the vibe while we pretend to live in a sci-fi movie.” 💬 “Bro, imagine thinking these are like the Terminator but for selfies,” said a totally not fictional developer known only as “MetaMeme233.” And he's not wrong! But let’s be honest, stonks dropped harder than my GPA when Facebook hit the panic button 🤦‍♂️. The whole vibe screams: "This is fine" 🔥 while the Meta overlords furiously try to convince us this tech is revolutionary. 🌌 Prediction Alert: In 2 years, these glasses will be collecting data on your bad decisions and using it to recommend you *20% off* on therapy sessions. Bet! 💀💰