🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Meta Just Won the "Most Awkward Gadget of the Year" Award! 🔥🚨 So, like, the Meta Ray-Ban Display just dropped at Zuck's big show, and let me tell you, it’s about as reliable as my ex’s promises. 🤡💔 In a glorious 30-minute test (cue the dramatic music 🎶), it performed more like a struggling high school band than a sleek piece of tech. I mean, the wristband was flaking harder than Zuckerberg at a BBQ with real humans. Straight-up ghosting those finger swipes! 👻✋ And yes, this was at a developer conference. You know, where everyone pretends to know what they’re doing? The only thing they displayed successfully was how to disappoint a crowd. 🤦‍♂️ 🔍 "It’s like they handed me a potato instead of a wristband," said one *totally real* developer we’re calling "Dave." "I almost swiped left on my own hand. 🤷‍♂️💔" 🍕 Meanwhile, the audience was over there like: "This is fine" while Zuck was serving up some "Galaxy Brain" nonsense about the metaverse.🤯💀 Prediction alert: In 2024, Meta will drop a line of virtual sunglasses that just play ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ on loop. 🔮 #MetaFail #WeGotRickrolled Like this if you also think Zuck should stick to Pilates instead of tech 🙌🚀💰