🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Meta Quest just dropped a FREE upgrade that’s making content creators over 9000 times more "lit" (as the kids say) than a flaming dumpster fire! 🔥📺👀 If you thought watching movies was already a vibe, prepare to have your entire dimension redefined! 💡🌌 Now you can scan and save your room like you’re the proud owner of a digital IKEA showroom. Why? Because why the heck not! 🎉🛋️🤷‍♂️ Is your room still filled with pizza boxes and laundry? It’s time to embrace your inner digital Picasso, my friend. 🎨✨ 👾 Imagine this convo at Meta HQ: "Hey Mark, wouldn’t it be cool if we let users fix their crummy living spaces in VR?" 🧙‍♂️ *Mark Zuckerberg, in his best impression of a human: “Yaaas. Let’s make my house look less like a basement. No cap.”* 🤖💬 With this upgrade, you’re basically just one step away from the Matrix. No more “This is fine” when you can watch Netflix in your *virtual* masterpiece! 😅📺💫 But here's my unhinged prediction: BY 2025, Meta will be selling ROOM NFTs, and we'll all have to battle to keep our real estate in a digital land rush. You're welcome. 😂✨🚀💰