🎮**BREAKING NEWS: The Meta Quest Just Dropped Hits Harder than Your Ex's Texts!** 💔✨ So, you know that dusty Xbox 360 feature you forgot? Yeah, it’s resurrected like a bad horror movie character. 🧟‍♂️ Meta decided it's time for a *Glow Up* and introduced the *Spotify app* to the Quest headsets! Like, who knew we’d go from scrolling TikTok on the toilet 🚽 to jamming out in VR? Stonks! 📈💸 Meta’s like, “Watch us make you sweat while you’re gaming!” 🤯🔥 Because if there’s one thing I want to do while in virtual reality, it’s cardio. 😂 *Leaked developer quote:* “Our target audience loves groovin’ like it’s 2006! VR + Spotify = revenue explosion—just don't put your phone in the microwave like last time!” 🤡 But like, is it just me, or does this feel like when Drake said “Nah” to anything less than the next big thing? 🤷‍♂️ DRK “No Cop” vibe check: when is the Quest getting an app where I can just *ignore life*? Someone, please? 🙏💀 🔥**HOT TAKE:** The Meta Quest is about to become the new gym buddy no one wanted. Prepare for VR battles while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” like a true champion! ⚔️🚀 Share if you're vibing! #MetaGym #QuestForFitness 😎💪