🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: 1Kosmos just secured a whopping $57M to make your passwords a thing of the past! 💥💻🙌 #PasswordlessEra For real though, this is like the Avengers: Assemble moment for authentication. Why? Because they’re over here fusing biometric identity, throwing out passwords like they’re old memes nobody laughs at anymore. 🤡💀 My guy, remember when we thought “123456” was cutting-edge? Cringe! 😂💀 In the words of a “totally real” developer, “Passwords are canceled! We’re all about that identity fusion now!” 🚀🔥 This funding is basically 1Kosmos saying, “Shut up and take my money!” to developers everywhere who are tired of users mistyping “PASSWORD123” 🥴🔐. It’s like if Drake was pointing saying “No to passwords, yes to biometrics” and literally everyone replied with “based” 🤝💯. And check this out: With this level of cash, they’re basically preparing to rule the world 🌍💪. But here’s my hot take: If they don’t bring back the biometric authentication from Minority Report, I will riot!🔥 So get ready, because the future is apparently passwords-free, and 1Kosmos is leading the charge! 🏴‍☠️💥 Go ahead, share this chaos! Your tech nerd friends will ROFL! 🤖💥🤪 #Stonks #ThisIsFine