🚨🦙 BREAKING NEWS: Meta's cash cow just went moo-licious with a side of SCAM SAUCE! 🤡💰💀 So, apparently, our favorite digital dystopian overlords at Meta (aka Facebook, Instagram, whatever they’re calling themselves today) are allegedly raking in $16 BILLION 💵 from scam ads while sipping on the sweet tears of gullible consumers. Like, can we get a “Do you even, Mark?” meme over here? 🤨🔥 US Senators are throwin’ down the gauntlet 💪, calling for a full-on probe from the FTC and SEC because apparently Meta's platforms are linked to a staggering ONE-THIRD of ALL scams in the US! 😱 That’s not just some cringe TikTok dance, that’s an entire *industry!* This is fine. 🐶🔥 *tries to sip tea, spills it everywhere* 💬 "We didn't know our users would trust a talking cat selling life insurance!" said an unnamed Meta developer who also believes all ad clicks are just "strategic user engagement." 🚀 But 🤖, let’s be real, if you're still using Facebook, you're basically the main character in a horror movie. 🎢👻 My hot take? In 6 months, Meta will issue “Scam Repellent” NFTs for $999.99 to "help users feel safe" while they still get wrecked. STONKS! 🚀📉 Share this madness or I’ll come for your DMs! 🕵️‍♂️💥