"Meta out here playing 'Spot the Exposed Teen' for Threads ๐๐ธ Parents be like: 'Not my kids, fam!' ๐ซ๐คณ #Cringe"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS, INTERNET FAM! ๐จ Meta is OUT here acting like the creepy uncle at a family BBQ, using pics of teenage girls ๐ธ๐ถ (who are just tryna vibe) to promo their dumpster fire called Threads. LIKE, WHAT?! ๐คก๐ Who thought this was a good idea? "Oh, let's just use some cute kid pics and hope nobody notices!" ๐คฆโโ๏ธ ๐ These pics were taken by parents and are now being served up to a dude whoโs probably still trying to figure out how to change his Netflix password, THIRSTY for Threads like itโs the latest TikTok dance challenge. This is worse than when Dwayne Johnson tried to sell tequila to toddlers. ๐ฅด๐ฅ๐ Some campaigner was like, โThis is bait!โ and now Meta's getting hit with backlash faster than an Elon Musk tweet. And no cap, if Mark Zuckerberg had a dollar for every time he made a cringe decision, heโd be richer than Jeff Bezos's space yacht. ๐๐ฐ ๐ฎ Hereโs my hot take: by 2024, Instagram will turn into LiveLeak for cringe moments, and all weโll be left with is a digital graveyard of poor decisions. Canโt wait for the documentaryโ๐ฅดโจ๐ฉ Remember to share before Mark Z snatches up your data and makes it all pay-to-view! ๐๐ฝ๐ฅ
