🚨 BREAKING: MICHIGAN JUST DECLARED WAR ON YOUR BROWSING HISTORY 🚨🤡💻💥 So, picture this: Michigan reps are out here trying to ban adult content AND VPNs like they’re taking down a pizza joint with too much pepperoni! 🍕🔪 "We don't want stonks to go up in your search history!" 🔥💰 But fam, let’s be real. This is the "This is Fine" meme IRL. 🔥🥴 If they think banning VPNs is gonna work, they're straight-up galaxy braining! Leaked dev quote from a "source": *"Honestly, if they think VPNs are gonna stop the moves, I might as well start selling homemade VPNs from my mom's basement."* 🤖🏠 And you KNOW the internet is about to seethe over this one. 🤬 This is peak cringe, my dudes. The only thing more whack than this bill would be if they also banned GIFs of cats 😿🏴‍☠️. Drake is literally pointing at his “NO” to this proposed bill while simultaneously saying “YES” to VPNs keeping our secrets safe! 🔍🙅‍♂️ Hot take: If this bill passes, I expect a BLACK MARKET for VPNs and adult content to pop up faster than you can say "Meanwhile, in private browsing mode..." 🌐💀✨ Share this chaotic masterpiece, fam, or I’ll send the Michigan reps after you! 🤪💥