🌟BREAKING: Meta's latest plot twist—👀 *Creep Mode Activated!*—has just been ruled by a jury as a gigantic NOPE. 🤬🚫 Turns out, they were snooping on Flo users’ menstrual health data like they were binge-watching every episode of Stranger Things. YIKES! 📈💀 Imagine this convo at Meta HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Hey, do we need consent for this menstrual data collection?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah, that sounds like a *maybe* to me.” 😅🤡 This is the internet equivalent of *"This is fine."* 🔥🔥 You thought you signed up for period tracking, not a *Big Brother Is Watching Your Cycle* situation?! Who knew ad-targeting could get so personal? 😬 Meanwhile, Meta’s like, “We just wanted to serve you ads for *that hot chocolate cramp relief tea* but we forgot to ask if you, ya know, *actually* wanted us to invade your health data!” 💁‍♀️💰 So what’s next? *Stonks* of Meta plummaged as users say, “Email unsubscribed...🌀👋.” My hot take? Brace yourselves: IN 2030, your toilet will have an app that tracks your bathroom breaks FOR marketing purposes! 🧻🤖💥 #MetaOnMenstrualMonitoring #ThisIsFine #PrivacyWho?