🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE THUNDERDOME OF TECH 💥🚨 So Meta is out here like 🐍💼, snatching up OpenAI talent like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy. They’re basically hoarding researchers like they’re Pokémon cards and everyone’s still out here struggling to catch ‘em all. 🙅‍♂️ What’s next? An exclusive Meta version of “Pokémon Go” where you can *catch* researchers?! 🔥😩 According to a "totally legit" source (a.k.a. an anonymous dev in the Meta basement), “We’re just trying to build the AI Avengers, but like... the budget is 100% memes.” 🤡💰 But let’s keep it a stack: Meta's Llama 4 might be more “Llama Drama” because it reportedly flopped harder than my last Tinder date. 💔💀 So far, they’ve employed the ultimate flop strategy: hire the best minds, throw 'em in a blender, and hope for some *stonks* upward trajectory. 📈 Meanwhile, OpenAI is probably just sitting there like Drake pointing while sipping on their lattes, because *seriously*, who needs 4 more hand-picked brains when you’ve already got ChatGPT flexing like a gym bro? 💪🤖 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we might be getting our news from a sentient Llama that Meta has adopted as their new CEO. "This is fine" meme activated. 🚀💯🤪 Go ahead, share this chaos and watch your friends' brains explode! 💣🍿