🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: META IS KILLING THE LIKE & SHARE BUTTONS!!!🚨🔥 Yep, you heard that right, folks! Meta, aka the land of overly curated avocado toast pics, is pulling the plug on their *beloved* Like and Share buttons for external websites. 😱💀 They say it’s because they “naturally declined” like my motivation to exercise when pizza is on the menu 🍕. But let’s be real here, Meta’s social strategy has been like a toddler trying to skateboard—literally all over the place. 😩🤡 By February 2026, we’ll have to find new ways to express our emotions online! (RIP to my explosive reactions). SMH, who am I gonna troll now? 😤💔 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We were honestly just waiting for the buttons to evolve into hyper-intelligent A.I. that pairs existential dread with your scroll—totally normal tech stuff, you know?” 🤖🤯 What’s next? Will Meta replace the thumbs with a hologram of Mark Zuckerberg giving us the finger? 😏🚀 In conclusion, just remember: when Meta makes changes, it’s like watching your favorite meme die a slow, painful death—#FreeTheLikes, amirite? 🚀🔥 🔮🔥Prediction: By 2027, we’ll ALL be too busy running away from the “dangerously addictive” holographic Like buttons that brainwash us into clicking “yes” to everything. This is fine. 🙃🔥💰 #LikeForLike? Not anymore. Stonks down, fam! 📉📉