🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: META'S GOT THE NERD SQUAD OUT FOR YOUR FAKE ACCOUNTS! 💥🚨 So, check it. Meta just flexed on us with a *mind-blowing* announcement 💣. They've yeeted 🚀—like 10 MILLION, that's right, 10,000,000 🔥—Facebook profiles that were impersonating peeps or just recycling the same old boring content like it's a Green Day song in 2023. 🙄 Imagine waking up and choosing to be a cringe clone of someone else. Bruh, that's f’d up. 🤡💀. I can hear Zuck saying, "We’ll do everything to rid the platform of this unoriginal content... for the **stokes**!" (leaked quote from an imaginary Meta dev 🤖). But like... should we even care? As if anyone uses Facebook anymore??? 😂 This is quite literally the “This is fine” meme, because it’s on FIRE in the dumpster that is social media. 🔥💩 So I’m just saying, watch out for that new breed of content creators—call them “REPOSTERS” or something 🤳💰. They’re coming for your likes, fam. And here’s my UNHINGED HOT TAKE: by 2025, TikTok will merge with Facebook and every post will just be your mom lip-syncing “WAP” while trying to sell you essential oils. No cap. 🤯💀 Share this madness with your friends, because it’s only about to get weirder! 🛸 #Stonks