🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨 Meta just got hit with the ultimate “not today, Satan!” moment as a jury decided they’ve been sneaky sneaks 🤫 and STOLEN data from users of the Flo period-tracking app! Like, hello Meta, you don’t need to be a data vampire to build a good product 💀🧛‍♂️. So you’re using an app to track your cycle, right? 🚺 Well, surprise! Meta was out there playing Fortnite with your health data, like “build, build, crank 90s, and harvest your private info” 💩🏗️. Literally, what is this, *Star Wars: The Privacy Strikes Back*? 🤖🚀 And it gets wilder, fam. Insiders say, “We thought user privacy was overrated, y’know? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like wearing a helmet while skateboarding!” Thanks, Meta dev! That’s super “based” 🙄. So, if you’re worried, just remember: don’t panic, this is fine! 🔥 Just maybe start writing your stuff down the old-fashioned way, with a pen, on a napkin, while your phone listens. Because, ya know, that’s definitely safer 🙃💰. 🔥💥 Hot Take Alert! 💥🔥 I predict Meta will just release an “Anti-Privacy” version of Flo called “Mo Flo,” where it collects ALL your data and turns it into memes! 😂 STONKS! 📈🌌