Meta just snatched Apple’s model guru like a kid at a TikTok dance-off 😱📱💀 #CEOClutch
💥📱🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨📱💥 Meta just pulled off a *KING* move, snatching up Apple’s head honcho of AI models like they’re at a 24/7 Black Friday sale! 🛒💳💸 That’s right, Ruoming Pang is trading in his apple 🍏 for a Facebook blue (or whatever color they’re claiming this week)! Is it “Meta blue” or just a sad shade of “we’re still cringe”? 🤡 Rumor has it Zuck was like, "Dude, join us and help us build the ultimate Skynet — I mean, Superintelligence Labs!" 😂🔥 (Sources say he even did the Drake Point emoji when he heard Pang was available. You know how it is!) But fr fr, what’s going on at Apple? Are they just tossing out their best talent like last week’s leftovers? 🤢🍕 "Hey, can you hand me that *stupid* foundation model while you’re at it?" said no one ever. Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is rocking back and forth like it’s the “This is Fine” meme! 🐶🔥 **Leaked Quote**: "I’m just here for the free Metaverse NFTs," whispered Ruoming as he moonwalked out of Apple HQ. Hot take 🔥👀: In 5 years, we’ll all be praying that Meta’s Superintelligence doesn’t turn into the ultimate TikTok algorithm that decides our fate... *or else* it’s game over for humanity, and we’re all just dancing to AI-generated TikToks on repeat! 🚀💀