🚨👀 BREAKING: Meta just leveled up its smart glasses, turning them into the tech equivalent of “Bro, do you even lift?” 🤡💪 Picture this: you’re rocking your Oakley Meta Vanguard smart glasses while pretending to be in a sci-fi movie 🎬, and BOOM 💥—now you’ve got Garmin and Strava integration! So you can be as fit as a TikTok influencer while living your best “I’m totally not staring at my phone” life! 📱🚫 #SelfCareButMakeItTech But hold up! 🤔 It’s not just the Oakley squad getting this glow-up; HSTN and Ray-Ban are hopping on the cringe train too! 🚂💨 Because who wouldn’t want to feel like they're endorsing Runaway TikTok challenges while looking like they just fell out of a 90s Rave? 🌈✨ “Real talk,” said an anonymous developer (definitely NOT from Meta), “this is what happens when you let tech bros decide what fitness looks like. 💀💸” So, to sum it up: Meta's out here blending fitness with cringe in ways we never asked for. 🚀🔥 This is gonna be either brilliant or a complete meme disaster. 🔥✍️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a month, everyone’s gonna have “#MetaFit” in their bio while sweating profusely and filming it for clout. Don't @ me when your glasses crash during a HIIT sesh, fam! 🤖💩 #Stonks