🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is officially snatching the Like button from the internet's cold, dead hands! 😱💀 That’s right, fam – by February 10, 2026, the external Facebook like and share plugins will be as useful as that one uncle who shows up to Thanksgiving and only talks about conspiracy theories. 🚀💔 Meta just dropped a blog post saying, "You don’t have to do anything, just watch your websites silently seethe as the plugins vanish into a pixelated void." 😂💩 Can't wait for that dramatic "graceful degradation™" — you mean, the buttons are just gonna ghost us like a bad Tinder date? 👻🔥 Imagine a world where the only thing people can ‘like’ is their existential dread. No cap, this era is making me feel like that Drake meme, pointing at my feelings: “This is fine.” 🥴 And let’s be real, '2010 called and it wants its buttons back,' but it also wants a makeover because #cringe. 🤖💅 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just want to leave it in the past like Facebook's user interface... am I right? 😂✨" So, what’s next? 🤔 Prediction time! Meta’s gonna start charging for virtual LIKEs in the Metaverse, and soon every thumb up will be $0.99. 💰💸 Get ready to sell your organs to like your bestie's cat pics! Stonks! 🚀🚀