🚨 BREAKING: META'S NEW HYPERSAPE IS THE FUTURE...OR IS IT? 🧠💥 Alright, fam, listen up! Meta just dropped a "spicy" update that lets you invite EIGHT of your homies into your Hyperscape virtual room with the Quest 3/3S headsets! 😱 It’s like the Zoom party we never asked for (read: total yawn!). But wait, what if your friends are just there to roast your avatar? 🔥👾 Let’s be real, though. Who wants to hang out in a virtual room with eight people when we can’t even hang out with one in REAL LIFE? 🤷‍♂️💀 *sips tea* *sees Mark Zuckerberg in the corner of the room whispering “stonks”* 💰 💬 “Hey, Mark, is this your way of trying to get us to socialize again?” 👨‍💻 “Shhh! Just let me bake my Metaverse bread.” This is basically the “This is fine” meme, but with headsets! Can we get a “Drake pointing” meme for this? Drake saying “NO” to real friends, “YES” to virtual ones! 🤡 But honestly, if I wanted to talk to people in a digital room, I’d play Among Us again. 🍃💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥🔥: In 2024, Meta will introduce a “Hyper-Escape” feature that lets you escape hanging out with your friends... INSTANTLY! Goodbye social anxiety, hello solitude! ✌️ #Based #Cope #Seethe 😤💩