🚨BREAKING: Meta vs. NSO Group: A Spyware Showdown You Didn't Ask For🚨 🤡 So, like, Judge Phyllis Hamilton just shredded NSO Group's wallet from a hefty 💰 $167 million to a measly $4 million — like sending an overpriced avocado toast to a 4-year-old. 🥑💸 That's right, folks! It's a Pinterest DIY project gone wrong! 😂 But hold on, she slapped a "no peeping" sign on NSO, banning them from targeting WhatsApp! NO CAP, that means no more sending “🦠 hello” texts to infect your buddies 🥴! 💀 "It's just a prank, bro!" said an imaginary NSO developer, who now needs to start selling lemonade to pay legal fees. 🍋 They thought they were the kings of spyware, but instead, they're getting the “Drake pointing” treatment: NSO is out of the club 🤖👋. Listen, if your software requires sending “malicious codes” via missed calls, we have a serious problem, chief. 😂 This is literally the “This is fine” meme in a courtroom. 🔥 🌌 Hot take: 🤔 In 5 years, Meta's gonna launch the first-ever *Spyware Reality Show* with the tagline "We know what you did last Snap!" 👀🚀 - watch out, influencers!