🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!💥 Salesforce is back at it again, and they’re not just selling cloud juice anymore—they’re trying to *elevate* us to the “agentic enterprise.” What does that even mean? 🤔 Sounds like a fancy way of saying, “We promise to do more stuff while you procrastinate!” 😂💀 At the Dreamforce 2025 conference (you mean FOMO-fest 2025, right?), Salesforce was like, “Hold our coffee while we transform into the new gods of *service as software*.” (They literally said this; I swear I was there, listening as my brain melted). Y’all remember when we were hyped about *AI*? Now they're just flexing their ability to engineer new buzzwords like it's LEGO but for corporate overlords. 🏢🧩 🔥📈 I can already see it: “Stonks go up!” while your data privacy goes down the toilet. 🚽💔 Funny how they’re trying to leap from “we sell software” to “dude, we’re basically magical,” and I’m just here like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💻 And don’t get me started on the leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** “Dude, what’s an agentic enterprise?” **Dev 2:** “I dunno, but if we say it enough, we can definitely charge more!” 💰 SPOILER ALERT: In the future, your CRM will have a personality, but it’ll only respond in corporate jargon. 📉🔮 Prediction time: By 2030, Salesforce will replace human agents with holograms that are just the *same* cringe PowerPoint slides. What a time to be alive! 🤖🔥 Share this and let’s manifest the chaos!