🚨 BREAKING: Meta just pulled a gnarly W over the FTC, and now the BIG BOIS are back in town! 🤖💥 Say goodbye to the days of big tech playing nice—now they’re ready to scoop up every scrappy startup like it's Black Friday at Best Buy. 😂🛒 Why are we excited? 🤔 Well, giants like Meta, Google, and Microsoft just hit the "BUY NOW" button on their stonk portfolios! 📈💰 *We’re talkin’ multi-billion dollar shopping sprees, fam!* No cap, Lina Khan just got hit with the “No Entry” sign 🚫 at the Cool Kids Club. Imagine this convo at the Meta HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Lina’s gone? We can buy startups again?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Yup! Time to collect ‘em like Pokémon!” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: ”Gonna evolve them into fair competition… or just delete them?” 🤭💀 This is like if Thanos snapped, and suddenly, all the startups are just… 🤯 *GONE*! 🔥HOT TAKE: Within the next 12 months, we’ll see a new Meta app that connects you directly to your favorite startup—except that app is secretly gathering data to sell your soul in exchange for free memes. The future is wild, my dudes! 🌌🤡🚀