🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!💥🚨 Meta just pulled a *major* power move by placing *Connor Hayes* (who?? 🤔) as the new captain of the *Threads* ship! 🛳️✨ That's right, the Threads saga is getting a *generative AI* VP, because why not throw AI at everything like it’s confetti at a TikTok party? 🎉🤖 Meanwhile, Adam Mosseri is like "wait, what? I thought we were just vibing?" 😳💔 As if the *Instagram* head suddenly got demoted from running a glorified chatroom to... uh, whatever Threads is! And listen to this wild quote from an "unnamed" Meta developer: 💀👀 “We realized Threads was tired of being the cringe cousin at the family gathering, so we tossed Connor in there to spice things up like a trending TikTok dance.” 🤡🕺 In related news, Threads is apparently creeping up on X’s user base like a ninja. 👀💨 With 115 million DAUs, it’s a *stonks* move, but I'm still stuck on *who* is actually using this app? Is it filled with chatbots and cats or just sad influencers? 🐱📱 Hot take: 🔥 Threads will become the new *MySpace* where influencers will be rearranging their top friends in 2030—mark my words! 🥴💰