🕶️💀 Meta just dropped some new smart glasses called the Oakley Meta HSTN that *literally* nobody asked for, but here we are. Say hello to your new AI buddy that costs a whopping $399! I guess they heard "smart" as in "smart investment"—but those stonks are crashing faster than your hopes for a functioning metaverse! 🚀💥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “You know, we tried to make these glasses without an AI, but then the people in our marketing team had a stroke. Now they can literally chat with you while you pretend to work!” 🤖 These glasses are supposedly “powered by AI,” which honestly just means they might remember the last time you didn't wash your laptop. Remember when you thought Ray-Bans were cool? LOL, now they’re wearing a tuxedo with a clown wig. 🤡 🔥 Drake's pointing meme: *“AI glasses? Nah.”* 📸 This is fine.* 🥲 Let’s hope they don’t turn into a TikTok cringe fest where influencers scream “Look at me, I’m wearing tech!” Here’s my prediction: in 6 months, the Meta Oakley HSTN will be so unpopular, they’ll be giving them away in Happy Meals, no cap. 🍔🔥 Time to invest in a backup plan! 💰💔