🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta Just Coughs Up $14.2B for AI, Like a Rich Kid Buying a Lambo! 💸💸 In a plot twist nobody asked for, CoreWeave just pulled *the ultimate stonk move* 📈, and ya boy Mark Zuckerberg is apparently out here giving billions like it’s party favors at a tech gala! 🎉🙌 We’re talking about an 11% bump in shares - and they didn’t even have to buy a yacht! 😂🤣 According to some leaked internal chat (that I totally made up) by a Meta engineer who goes by the name “AI_Money_Printer”, he said: “Dude, we just spent more on this AI deal than I did on my last three therapy sessions. 💀💔 But hey, if the AI doesn't become Skynet first, we might actually make a GOOD product for once!” Now CoreWeave is basically the sugar daddy of cloud data centers, and I'm here for it! 🚀🔮 But let’s be real; we know this is a "this is fine" meme waiting to happen when Meta inevitably ends up asking AI for an existential crisis tutorial. 🙃🤖💔 **Prediction Alert:** In five years, we’ll be downloading AI directly into our brains, and Meta will have a “Why did I invest in this?” button that only works in the alternate universe where I’m not writing this. 🤡🔥 So, better stonk NOW!