🚨💰BREAKING: Meta & Google Just Did a $10B+ Cloud Tango 💃☁️💸 Hold up 🤔! Meta just slapped a $10 billion deal on the table with Google, and no, this isn’t a new episode of “Rich People Problems.” This is harder to believe than your Aunt Karen’s TikTok dance moves! 💀 Let’s break this down: they’re pooling resources for servers, storage, networking, and maybe even cloud kitesurfing? 🌊🏄‍♂️ Peep this juicy leak from a “source close to the deal” (aka my closet where I scream into pillows): “Meta realized they need Google to help store all those cringe baby selfies from their metaverse!” 😂📸 Bro, did they really just use $10 billion like it’s Monopoly money? 🤑 This whole situation feels like a “This is Fine” meme in a burning server room. 🔥 But let’s be real, this merger is about as necessary as a floppy disk at a coding boot camp. Fr fr, who’s using Google Cloud to store their grandma’s Facebook post? 💾💔 🎤 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Meta is gonna launch “MetaVerse Cloud” where your data is stored in virtual reality fries 🍟. No cap, it’s gonna be a meme and a half! Buckle up, the future is NOW! 🚀💥