🚨 BREAKING: Meta’s got its hands on a pair of glasses and it ain't just for looking cool on the ‘Gram 😎💰! That’s right, they just scooped up a *tiny* 3% of Ray-Ban maker EssilorLuxottica for a casual €3 billion! 😱🔥 Talk about *stonks*! 📈💸 What’s next? The ultimate dad move: *investing* in your kid’s cool-guy shades 📸 while simultaneously turning *Facebook* into a virtual mall for overpriced eyewear? 🤡💀 Imagine scrolling through your newsfeed and seeing “Sponsored: Buy our new MetaRayBans – now with 100% more surveillance!” 🤖 In a leaked Zoom call, one Meta exec was heard saying, "Y’all, 5% is just a meme away!" 🤔💬 while another shouted "Imagine if we drop these shades in an AR update and everyone thinks they’re seeing ghosts! 👻 #WokeUpLikeThis" But hear me out: next, they’ll buy the *entire* universe of fashion. Meta is just 3% of the way to the Metaverse being a fashion runway. Next thing you know, you’ll be scrolling TikTok and getting ads for Metaverse shades that can detect when you’re looking at a hot dog! 🌭👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon we’ll upgrade from Meta’s “like” button to a “weird shades” button for more *cringe* interactions. 🤯🚀 #ThisIsFine