🛑 STOP RIGHT THERE, FOLKS! Meta just swooped in like an over-caffeinated raccoon and snagged two OpenAI rockstars! 🚀👾 It’s like they’re collecting Pokémon but for researchers! Gotta catch 'em all, right? 😂💰💔 Word on the street is that Jason Wei is joining the Meta Superintelligence Lab! Sounds fancy, but let’s be honest, we all know it’s just a glorified Zoom room where the WiFi is less reliable than my grandmother’s social media skills. 🤡💻 Meanwhile, Hyung Won Chung might jump ship too, probably searching for a better signal in the AGI race than Meta’s current meme stock stonks. 📈💀 Leaked sources say: “We’re basically running a science fair for adults here. Bring your own ideas, and we’ll pretend they’re revolutionary!” ~ Not U.S. Government (probably) 😂🔥 And here’s the spicy, unhinged prediction: by 2025, we’ll have Zoom calls featuring fully sentient AIs arguing about the best pizza toppings while Meta tries to convince us all it’s *totally okay* to feed them data from our last therapy session. This is fine. 🔥🌌 So buckle up, fam! The future is cringe but also kinda lit. Share if you think Meta’s about to become the new meme factory! 💅👀✨