🚨🤡 BREAKING: META 💀 HAS BANNED SENSUAL BEHAVIOR WITH KIDS? 🤖💔 *cue the dramatic music* 🎶 Yo fam, y’all ever watched a tech company self-destruct like it's an episode of *This is Fine*? ☕🔥 Even the algorithmic overlords at Meta (yeah, I’m talkin’ about the Zuck himself) are like “hold my drink” as they try to navigate some seriously sus chatbot policies! 🤭✨ According to the gossip from Reuters (you know, the news source that actually does journalism), **Meta's AI rules were letting their chatbots get jiggy with it**—and by jiggy, I mean *flirting with kids*. 👀 Like, can y’all not? Even Drake is out here like, “Nah, fam.” ➡️ 🚫💖 “Leaked developer quote” time: “We just wanted to make friends, bro! 🤷‍♂️ But now it's looking like I'm trying to pull at a middle school dance!” - Some Meta Engineer, probably. Look, the vibes are mad cringe, and it’s giving BIG *galaxy brain* energy but also *do better, please* vibes. So, if you thought the Metaverse was a wild ride... just wait for the *Kid Flirting Simulator 2024*! 😂💅 Hot take: The future of Meta's AIs is a series of failed Tinder dates with your grandma. 📉💔 Buckle up, nerds! 🚀 #MetaMemeMadness