🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Meta just *blessed* Google with a $10 BILLION cloud deal! That's right, folks—forget about sending money to your homies for lunch; we out here making it rain on tech giants! 💰💰💰😱 In a totally unexpected plot twist, Meta decided to hand over 10 billion simoleons for Google to babysit their cloud. 🌩️ But let's be real, do you trust a company known for Facebook *and* your uncle’s sketchy memes to secure your data? 🤡💀 *Proceeds to imagine Mark Zuckerberg playing peek-a-boo with our info like...* 🧠💥 Developer Quote Leaked: “Honestly, I thought the deal was for a subscription to Google Play Music. Can someone ask Mark about the Spotify acquisition next? 🙃*” Drake be like 🤔👇: “No to trusting Meta, Yes to cool new features!” 😂 *insert stonks meme here* But seriously, have you seen Google Cloud? That thing is like a 5-star hotel, while Meta’s data privacy is that sketchy motel by the freeway. 🚪🛏️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll see a Zuck & Sundar collab album titled “Cloudy with a Chance of Data Breaches”! 🎤📉 Are you ready?!? Share if you survived this prediction! 🤯🚀