🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: 🤖 Meta Glasses are 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 harder than my WiFi during a family Zoom call! 💀 I swear, these smart glasses are about as useful as a brick in a swimming pool! 😂 Listen, Mark Zuckerberg ain’t the kind of guy to be concerned about your eyesight, but buddy, if your glasses need glasses... we got a 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚤𝚘𝚝 𝙪𝙥! 📉 Like, we could be out here living like we’re in a sci-fi movie, but instead, I’m just squinting at my phone like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕. 👀 *Leaked Quote from an Anonymous Meta Developer*: “Bro, prescriptions? Nah, we’re just gonna send everyone to Specsavers. Cope harder!” 😭 Meta thinks they can just slap a “smart” label on big, chunky glasses and call it the next iPhone—when in reality, it’s giving “the dad at the barbecue” vibes. Put those down, my dude! 🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the only way to prevent Meta glasses from completely flopping is to slap an NFT on each frame—then 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙨 will happen. 😂👾 And by the end of the year, they’ll have already partnered with Oakley to release “GigaChad Vision.” 😳😤 Remember, you heard it here first!