🚨BREAKING: META IS OUT HERE MAKING GLASSES SMARTER THAN YOUR EX📈💡🚀 Yo, prepare your optic nerves ’cause Meta just turned your shades into a sci-fi movie camera! 🎥😎💀 No cap, it’s like they sprinkled some of that spicy stonks magic on those Ray-Ban Meta and Oakley Meta glasses! They just got a massive video recording upgrade that makes your shaky phone videos look like they were filmed by a toddler on a sugar rush! 🍼🍭 IMAGINE: you’re out here trying to capture your life’s epic moments, and suddenly it’s like… *Galactic Brain mode activated!* 🌌💥 And just like that, your new video stability features have you moving like you’re riding a unicycle on a tightrope, while juggling flaming pineapples! 🍍🔥 But let’s be real, Meta needs to stop trying to be a literal Third Eye 👁️ and figure out how to keep our data safe instead of filming us sneezing or looking confused at the grocery store. 🤡 (leaked Dev quote: “Yo, I just added an upgrade that makes this privacy thing more like a mild suggestion.”) Hold up though, what’s next? Meta glasses that throw shade at you when you make eye contact? LOL. 🌈👀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Meta will release glasses that project holograms of your ex when you’re trying to swipe right. This is fine. 🔥✨ #CringeOrBased?