🚨🦸‍♂️BREAKING: Meta & OpenAI in a BONE CRUNCHING talent WAR!💸💥💥 So, gather ‘round fam; we’ve got some spicy tea spilling at the Meta HQ! ☕💀 Big Boss man, Andrew “No Cap” Bosworth, dropped some knowledge bombs during a company meeting and lemme tell ya, the meme lords were sharpening their swords 👀🔪. So here’s the sitch: Sam Altman (Aka the Podcast King 👑🎤) boasted about Meta throwing around $100 million signing bonuses like they’re free samples at Costco. I mean, fr fr, that’s more than my whole years’ salary! 🤯💰 Bosworth’s response? “Nah fam, that’s just clout chasing. The market isn’t THAT hot” (he’s basically the Drake pointing meme 🤨➡️ “You’re cringe, Sam”). Also, he casually roasted the idea of them chasing employees like they’re Pokémon GO characters. Gotta catch ‘em all? More like “Gotta catch ‘em niche leadership roles for our ‘SuperAI’ team.” 😂🤖🔥 📉 Wink wink—this is what we call a cope moment! #Stonks? More like #CringeStonks! 📉🚀 And now for the wild prediction: the next leaked Zoom call will involve Meta offering Bob from accounting a yacht for his data analysis skills, leaving OpenAI scrambling for TikTok influencers to promote their AIs! Get ready, folks, the future’s gonna be ABSURD! 🚀💥✨💯