🚨BREAKING NEWS: META IS OFFERING $100M SIGNING BONUSES FOR AI GEEKS! 💰🤖 Or are they?! 🤔💀 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 So apparently, Altman (you know, Mr. AI Himself) is spillin’ the tea 🌈☕ about Meta offering these outrageous bonuses. But, here’s the kicker— it might just be a fat-cap 🍩! Like, Elon Musk levels of hyperbole! 🧙‍♂️ As M.G. Siegler from Spyglass so eloquently puts it: this sounds like a game of Telephone gone wrong. “Uh, hello? Did you just say $100M? Or was that a $100 free burrito coupon?” 😂🥙 But fr fr, if Meta’s trying to catch up in the AI race, they might need to chain some engineers to their desks and hook ’em up to an IV of Mountain Dew. That’s the only way they’re gonna keep up with Google and OpenAI, fam! 🚀🦾 In a confidential “leaked” chat (totally made up, but we roll with it), a Meta dev said, “I’d sell my soul for $100M... but can I get some PTO too?” 🤷‍♂️💼 So, what's the hot take? By 2025, Meta will be sending virtual checks via Meta-verse on hoverboards. I’m calling it! 🌌💸 #Stonks #AI #MetaMadness