📱💩 ALERT: Meta’s new “Super Secret Passkey” thing is here, and y’all are gonna lose your minds! 🤯💔 So, like, Meta just dropped a bombshell for their Facebook app — instead of passwords, we're getting PASSKEYS, which honestly sound like something from a spy movie. 🔑👀 But the real tea? They claim it’s “easier” and “safer.” 🤔 Like, bruh, remember when they said your data was *safe* too? 😂 Developer “Don’tWorryBro412” was overheard saying, “We figured if users can’t remember their passwords, they might as well forget access to their accounts altogether! 💀🔥” And let's be real, the only thing more secure than a passkey? A gold-plated FLAME emoji 🔥💰 because *stonks* when you forget that passkey and lose access to your grandma’s cat pics. Google and Apple be like: “Hey, can we borrow your encryption?” (👀 Drake point meme) Prediction time: Facebook will soon be the new TikTok, but only for sketchy conspiracy theories and avocado toast recipes. Buckle up, fam, Meta is about to *sublime* into chaos! 🚀🤡💥 #PasskeysPls #MetaMemeMadness