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Meta execs dodged the $8B lawsuit like they're in dodgeball 💀💸 #DataHarvestingScandal #Yikes
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Meta execs dodged the $8B lawsuit like they're in dodgeball 💀💸 #DataHarvestingScandal #Yikes

July 18, 2025
13 days ago
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🚨🔔 *BREAKING NEWS: Meta's “Privacy Who?” Drama Edition* 🔔🚨 So, guess what, fam? 🤡 Mark Zuckerberg just casually dusted off an $8 BILLION bill, because who needs privacy when you can harvest user data like it's corn in a field, right? 🌽💰 Just another day at Meta, aka “Facebook But We Swear We’re Not Evil” 🙃 Current mood? This is fine. 🔥💀 In case you missed it, shareholders were like "Hey, Zuck! You got my data? Run me my coins! 💸💸” and he replied with the ultimate “Ugh, fine, let’s settle.” You'd think he was buying a pack of gum instead of paying for his *daily bad decisions* 🤦‍♂️. Imagine the board meeting when they decided, “Bros, let’s just hand over 8 billion instead of dealing with this PR nightmare!” 🌌 *Developer quote incoming:* “I mean, what’s money to us? Just a meme we can’t cash out.” Stonks? More like *stonked* 😂😂 But here’s my *unhinged prediction*: 🤖💥 In 2025, Zuck's gonna announce a new feature: "Instagram Privacy Mode," where your data is sold only to your mom! 🤯🌈 Based or cringe? You decide! Share for the chaos! 🚀💥 #MetaMadness #DataHarvestingVibes

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